PETER SCHIFF HATES CRYPTO
DONT BE LIKE PETER GET OUT OF THE MATRIX
$SCHIFF CONTRACT ADDRESS
0xb9714fcaeA7554dBf0fdeb040b448f3D25CF45f3
0xb9714fcaeA7554dBf0fdeb040b448f3D25CF45f3
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About Us
Schiff Coin on BASE : The First in the Troll Coin Revolution
Schiff Coin on BASE
The First in the Troll Coin Revolution
Schiff Coin isn’t just a meme coin - it’s the birth of a new crypto category: Troll Coins. Unlike meme coins that thrive on trends and jokes, Schiff Coin is built on something deeper - an ironic tribute to Peter Schiff, one of the most vocal skeptics of cryptocurrency.
For years, Peter has dismissed crypto as worthless and mocked its believers. So, we decided to lean into the irony and create a token that trolls back, celebrating the living forever decentralized revolution in a way only blockchain can - through humor, community, and a little bit of mischief.
Our goal? To grow $Schiff Coin into a massive movement, turning the irony of life into a global phenomenon. We’ll troll Peter all the way until this token’s success becomes impossible to ignore - even for him. Imagine the poetic justice of Peter Schiff owning a Troll Coin named after himself, representing the very thing he loved to hate.
Whether you’re here to join the fun, believe in blockchain, or just love the idea of trolling a skeptic, Schiff Coin invites you to be part of the revolution. Together, we’ll turn Peter’s skepticism into a story of legendary growth and irony.
Mission Statement
Join us and let’s make history—one troll at a time.
Rug Pull Proof
This token was created purely as community driven project with no tokens allocated to insiders and early Investors nor the KOL deals were made. So there is not anyone to dump on the community.
Roadmap
Phase 1
We launch, get lots of memes, and watch Peter Schiff get mad. It's going to be epic. As usual he will be criticizing and calling it a pyramid scheme, while warning everyone about the guaranteed rug pull (but we know it is impossible).
Phase 2
Schiff Coin's market cap surpasses Peter Schiff's net worth, leaving him fuming as podcasters and TV hosts seize the opportunity to call him out. They revel in the irony that a coin bearing his name, Schiff Coin, has outperformed his net worth by orders of magnitude, turning him into the ultimate punchline of the crypto revolution.
Phase 3
Outperform highest valued meme coins —because why not? If a coin with a dog or cat on it can moon, Schiff Troll coin sure can, as Elon Musk once said “The most entertaining outcome, especially if ironic, is most likely”.
Phase 4
As Peter predicted: fiat finally collapses, prompting governments to offload their gold reserves in a desperate bid to save themselves, ultimately crashing gold prices. Amid the chaos, Peter Schiff finds himself broke no-coiner. In a twist of life's irony, the crypto community rallies to donate Schiff Coin to help him stay afloat.
Tokenomics
$SCHIFF CONTRACT ADDRESS
0xb9714fcaeA7554dBf0fdeb040b448f3D25CF45f3
Supply: 100,000,000 Tokens
Buy/Sell Tax: 0%
LP Locked
Contract Renounced
100% Community Owned
How To Buy
Step 1: Create Metamask Wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
Step 3: Go To Uniswap
Connect to Uniswap. Access app.uniswap.org in Google Chrome or within the browser of the MetaMask application. Connect your wallet and switch to the Base chain. Paste the $SCHIFF token address into Uniswap, select SCHIFF, and then confirm. When MetaMask prompts you to input wallet signature, proceed with the signature. Please note that during the market volatility you might have to adjust slippage for the trade to go trough.
Step 2: Deposit ETH onto BASE
Here you have a couple options:
To use these bridges simply connect your wallet, select the network you want to bridge from, choose Base as the network to bridge to, and input the amount of ETH you would like to bridge!
If your walled doesn’t have BASE Network, you will have to add it manually (If BASE network is available in your wallet, proceed to step 3):
Go to ‘Settings’ in your wallet and find the networks section.
Add a network manually and enter the following info for Base:
Network Name: Base
RPC Endpoint: https://mainnet.base.org/
Chain ID: 8453
Currency Symbol: ETH
Block Explorer: https://basescan.org
Step 1: Create Metamask Wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
Step 2: Deposit ETH onto BASE
Here you have a couple options:
To use these bridges simply connect your wallet, select the network you want to bridge from, choose Base as the network to bridge to, and input the amount of ETH you would like to bridge!
If your walled doesn’t have BASE Network, you will have to add it manually (If BASE network is available in your wallet, proceed to step 3):
Go to ‘Settings’ in your wallet and find the networks section.
Add a network manually and enter the following info for Base:
Network Name: Base
RPC Endpoint: https://mainnet.base.org/
Chain ID: 8453
Currency Symbol: ETH
Block Explorer: https://basescan.org
Step 3: Go To Uniswap
Connect to Uniswap. Access app.uniswap.org in Google Chrome or within the browser of the MetaMask application. Connect your wallet and switch to the Base chain. Paste the $SCHIFF token address into Uniswap, select SCHIFF, and then confirm. When MetaMask prompts you to input wallet signature, proceed with the signature. Please note that during the market volatility you might have to adjust slippage for the trade to go trough.
Disclaimer
"Schiff Coin is intended for entertainment and educational purposes around the dynamics of cryptocurrency markets. While we aim for moonshots, always remember: Invest wisely, and never more than you can afford to lose."
While SCHIFF Trollcoin may reference or incorporate elements related Peter Schiffs persona, image, or likeness, it does not imply any direct endorsement, partnership, or approval by Peter Schiff. Any resemblance or association between Schiff Trollcoin and Peter Schiff is purely coincidental and intended for satirical, humorous and trolling purposes only.
$SCHIFF is a troll coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. There is no formal team or roadmap. The coin is completely useless and for entertainment purposes only.